this is just a general notice that if you haven’t read the the msscribe story or the cassandra clare plagiarism debacle on bad_penny, you are really missing out on the depths of the TRULY ridiculous in fandom history.
The msscribe story has to be the most awesomely entertaining wank report in the history of fandom EVER. Like, I stopped reading wank reports after that because nothing will ever live up to that.
that’s right kiddos, plagiarizing all your fanfics and being a wet bag will get you book deals, teen lit awards, and your very own wikipedia article.
Someone in the gay community told me I should not call a queen "fishy" because I am not apart of the culture and it might be weird. I tried explaining to her its a compliment to most queens. Is this true? Would a queen be offended?
Fishy is a term that some say is demeaning to women because it’s in reference to someone looking so much like a woman that they also smell like one in their most intimate regions. I don’t care. I don’t try to look like a woman. I try to look like a sexy whore clown.
what’s up everybody this is cr1tikal, im playin dramatical murder for the pc; now ive heard you get to fuck a dog in this game, well slap my titties and put me in a fursuit, lets do this shit
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
Greetings, Aperture employees, Cave Johnson here with some good news, and some bad news. Good news is, our experiments with portaling a werewolf onto the lunar surface produced very clear, and very immediate results! Go team!
Bad news is, those results were that the poor guy died of hypothermia and asphyxia within seconds, same as all the other test subjects we sent up there. Apparently lycanthropy does not grant one an immunity to zero-atmosphere environments as I had suspected. My assistant, Greg, tells me that I was actually thinking of vampires there, and not werewolves, so…that one’s on me.
However, this brings me to some more good news: Any test subjects who had been quarantined in Test Chamber 32A due to sudden cases of vampirism, you’re in luck, because we’ve got a new test ready just for you! Just hustle on over towards the lone portal surface on the east wall there while we move the airtight paneling into place to begin the test.
Anyway, that’s that…now get back to work, everyone! Except for you, over there by the coffee machine. Break room rules clearly state a 15-minute max, and you’ve been in there for 20. You know the drill. Box, stuff, door, parking lot, adios, you’re fired.
Cave Johnson, we’re done here.
Mass Effect 30 Day Challenge — Day 18: Best Protaganist (NPC)
Joker because he’s a cynical hilarious asshole who, through various dialogue choices, literally attempts to fuck his spaceship. also I get to fulfill my dream of taking out my frustrations on Seth Green through renegade options. “THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES, JOKER, YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG.” ([sic] Commander Shepard).